Landon

The ugliest not ugly but ugly but isnt ugly person

thats a landon right there

by pp el caca land November 19, 2023

Landon

he’s the hottest guy you’ll ever meet he’s got a 16 inch long dick and most likely he’ll be dating a pumpkin.

“Landon is hot as fuck.”

by Abraham Lincoln’s Wife June 15, 2021

Landon Special

Unable to finish

I pulled a Landon Special with a girl last night. I just couldn't finish.

by wildhogtmoboner May 12, 2025

landon

is a guy

hi landon

by hbkkhv June 20, 2022

Landon

Is a guy who wants to get in every girls pants at a party

Addy:Did you see what Landon did?
Shelly:no

Addy:he stuck his hand down my pants

by Sexy_bob2 November 21, 2019

Landon Stewart

Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.

Landon Stewart did the good the bad and the ugly sometimes two at a time.

by Celibateandmarriedfuck December 8, 2022

Landon

Landon is a sweet guy. He's a little bit nerdy, and is a gamer, but he also loves sports. He has brilliant blue eyes and fluffy ginger hair. He is tall, Handsome, and his smile could paralyze any girl /or guy ;)/ with his smile. He always tries to make people laugh, and generally refrains from cursing or improper etiquette. He's boyfriend matrieal for sure. He is kind, and caring. You really can't ask for a better guy.

Me: Have you seen the new guy, he's so sweet and handsome!
Friend: He must be a Landon

by Biggest PP ever March 3, 2019