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Landon

The most hottest guy in the world. He is so dreamy and cute. His laugh gives you chills. When he talks his voice comes out of his mouth and hugs you. When he touches you; you faint. His blue eyes glare in the sunlight. His hair waves at you in the wind. Girls are all jealous of his girlfriend. He is a immortal angel, a child of Jesus Christ.
Look at that hot Landon over, So cute...
by Rhenensjnwbrgwhevdh March 4, 2021
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Landon is a total fuck-boy. He tends to be friends with everyone, but still has a sense of humor. He also enjoys staring at and kissing his boob light.
"Oh, look it's Landon!"

"Why is he kissing a boob light?"
by maddalynn_ March 7, 2021
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Landon Severson

Landon is usually a beast of a male, an alpha if you will, he loves squatting 500 and above and can bench your girl friend. He is in fact a very hearty man but will take your girl.
Wow is that a Landon Severson I might bust! Ok
by Duffenshmurts April 28, 2021
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rip landon

dont fall for it landon joke will be ur end
someone:"rip landon
someone else:" who is landon???"
someone:"landon my left n3t
by rose kai is king April 28, 2021
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landon

a guy that can’t take things seriously. is charming but just forget it lol. He is kind and is pretty nice. has a good personality. And tends to make ppl laugh. He is generally a good person and cares for you if he loves you. He can get very shy. But he Is very outgoing once you get to know him
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by Kris3n123 May 9, 2021
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by The Gladiaotor July 16, 2022
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Landon is a school that thinks they are better than everyone at sports especially lacrosse but then gets beat by 6. Landon is an all boys school and for good reason. Because they like men. Landon kids try to counter act the statement that they don’t have any girls at the school and like men by saying they hav a sister school.
“Oh those kids go to Landon, they must like men.”
by ch3if qu33f July 29, 2022
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