sales math 

Making up numbers

Client: what's the effort to implement the solution in our environment?
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....

Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math

sales math by a-pseudonym-defined October 8, 2020

Sales Psychosis 

Dialing and sending text messages to every client possible.

J 🦢

J 🦢 lives in sales psychosis.

Sales Psychosis by John 💰 February 8, 2023

Sales Bro

A generalization of a person in the sales industry, especially door to door. Generally seen as hyper masculine (or toxically masculine) and do very little apart from sales, party, and hang out with other sales bros.

I wanted to hangout in the clubhouse but all the sales bros were being super rowdy.

Sales Bro by TheRavn September 23, 2023

YouTube Salesman 

We all know him, the guy who insists everyone else watch random (usually only semi-funny) YouTube videos one after another in a charade of courteous laughter. When encountering one, a true test of one's patience and tolerance lies ahead. Grab a Snickers.

"Dude, you gotta see this!"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"

YouTube Salesman by SirCook March 31, 2015

Shoe Salesman 

The fetish freak of the Teambang group, the Shoe Salesman is the one to occasionally catch a female participant by attempting to purchase her a pair of brand new shoes as a sort of push. Following a bit of smooth talking, the Shoe Salesman becomes a foot lover and sucks the toes of said female with the penetration of toe ridges.

I finally convinced this chick as the Shoe Salesman to join our Teambang group with a pair of pink heels, now I can foot fuck her all night until I make her little piggies shine with my cum.

Shoe Salesman by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019

Mount De Sales 

Smelly, haunted, suspicious male gym teachers? If those are the words you want to describe your all girl's school, than look no further. They try to mask the scent of the bathrooms with artificial smellers that btw smell like ass. Chillin' in your class when "gasp" mysterious stomping noises of a ghastly ghoul right above your head. All the sophomores following the MALE gym teacher around in a sussy manor all the time..... and them him also following the sophomores all the time. MMMMMMMMMMMM this is the school for me.

Guys I don't have much longer. Mount De Sales has found out that I know about the-

Mount De Sales by ISMELLSIN March 9, 2022

sales director 

The worst mistake I ever made

sales director by Peter Bentley August 27, 2003