A torture device worse than water-boarding designed by 60-something shit heads in the government to """teach""" children by treating them like 5-year olds. What the fuck was going through these out of touch asshole's heads when they made this slow piece of shit that assumes you have an IQ of 70? Who the fuck knows but your teacher just told to get out your piece of shit 2011 Chromebooks and do 8 lessons of I-Ready, SO GET BACK TO WORK!
Teacher: "All right class, I couldn't be bothered to teach you anything today and couldn't give a fuck about your education so we're going to be doing some I-Ready!"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"
by LemonLime8080 March 7, 2024
Get the I-Readymug. a preschool block that aired on TLC from December 28, 1992 to September 29, 2008 and Discovery Kids from 1996 to October 10, 2010. It ran from 6:00am to 12:00pm (later 6:00am to 9:00am) on TLC, and 6:00am to 12:00pm (later 9:00am to 2:00pm) on Discovery Kids. From December 28, 1992 to 1997, it was hosted by Rory Zuckerman from Rory's Place, and from 1997 to February 24, 2003
As of September 30, 2008, Ready Set Learn programs now air only on Discovery Kids; TLC now airs repeats of their regular programming in the 6-9am ET timeslot
by Wendysfg June 29, 2023
Get the Ready Set Learnmug. by Beanie Sides September 15, 2022
Get the ready redmug. Speedy Readie is the legend himself who devotes his life to protecting people from the amazon and all the plants in it. As the Amazon tries to invade England Speedy Readie must fight off all the plants
by Kasa Jizo September 12, 2018
Get the Speedy Readiemug. <.7.9.7.6.>(Chorus) ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh <choUrus>I<choUrus> thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge everybody lit the party will never end(choruS)<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>(Chorus) ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh <choUrus>I<choUrus> thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge everybody lit the party will never end(choruS)<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>(Chorus) ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh <choUrus>I<choUrus> thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge everybody lit the party will never end(choruS)<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself,
"Freddie Mitchell is ready ........"
Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself, he wants you to know.... "Freddie is Ready.....
Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself, he wants you to know.... "Freddie is Ready.....
by BloggerDad April 29, 2009
Get the Freddie Mitchell is ready ........mug. a preschool block that airs weekly on Discovery Kids and formerly aired TLC. It aired from 6:00am-9:00am ET (originally 6:00am-12:00pm) on TLC and currently airs from 9:00am-2:00pm ET on Discovery Kids.
On February 24, 2003, Ready Set Learn relaunched and added a new host, Paz the Penguin (it was previously hosted by children's entertainer Rory). He can be seen in the block's official emblem.
by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023
Get the Ready Set Learnmug.