Modern Lynching

To modernly lynch someone is to annoy them for an alleged offence without a legal trial.
to lynch someone is to kill then for an alleged offence without a legal trial.

"ow he lynched me"
'oh you must mean modern lynching, because clearly your still here"

by Gay bowsers bro June 29, 2020

Modern warfare

A gay game made for faggots

You: Wanna play some modern warfare?
Person: No you faggot

by Ohio Booty hole Tickler HEHEHE January 24, 2023

Modern Jesus

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.

Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!

by Pennella August 14, 2017

The Modern Spongebob

The spiritual successor to the Team Fortress 2 weapon "The Dead Ringer."

The Modern Spongebob
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death

by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021

modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.

I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.

by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016

modern day minecraft content

a word for something a bit sus
eg: porn

Mom "what are you watching kiddo"
kid "modern day minecraft content"

by Bruhumcoolsicko January 16, 2023

Modern Men

men who paint their nail, wear makeup, and put on dresses. What happened to men being into manly thing? you know what i'm into? big, beefy, buff, burly, sweaty men with big cock.

Modern men suck bro, be into masculine shit like me.

by BOT 1.0 October 10, 2022