Dirty Michelle

When you join your local ywca for a spot on the swim team, only to find out they practice in a pool full of cocks, in which you master the breast stroke, winning the gold in the olympics

Due to doing dirty michelles', I was able to go for the gold!!!!!!

by BilboSaggins August 13, 2025

The Michelle way

1. When presented with a task the may require finesse with a precession screw driver, delivery repeated blows to fastener with nearest blunt object.

2. To convince something into place with suggesting taps of a balled fist, hip or foot.

How did you get your big hand in that little glove? I used the Michelle way.

by Sir Phillip the stout March 5, 2026