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Patricia Sparta's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company
Patricia Sparta's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
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Jack II

Jack II is a babbly fatty with a flabby flatty. He eats like mouse but does not respect mouse of house. Even though he and mouse alike, he don't mouse a like.

He will not eat apples unless formed into a dessert. One would ask "how you like dem apples?" and he will say: "medium rare with attentive care, no sweetness should spare, I want to shart my underwear."

Mr. Derulo will then ask: "Wachu gon do with that dess-" Jack Interrupts- "NUTZ!!" Mr. Derulo is pissed immediately. Jack pissed immediately. Wet on the chair, stank in the air, Jack does not care. He likes it this way, and he want it that way. Tell me why?

Jack prioritizes protecting his peace but most importantly, his pees.

He is very picky. This boy can find no chill with no finger inside his nose-tril. When he broke both hands, he looked down to his stands. The feet that hold him up physically will be the new tool to hold him up mentally. He was relieved by the length of his toenails as they relieve strain when attacking his inhales. Lucky for his Meghan knees, he preforms this new act with quite an ease.

He says what he does is necessary for his "clean girl aesthetic", though he is truly no more than " ... etic." Pathetic, diabetic, schizophretic ... its an epidemic.
Jack II? I heard from Jason that he is stinky and pathetic.

I ate like a mouse today, I pulled a Jack II.
by Dr. Who's that chick? December 16, 2023
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Synchronicity II

Another suburban family morning
Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
We can't hear anything at all

Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
But we know all her suicides are fake
Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take
Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake

Another industrial ugly morning
The factory belches filth into the sky
He walks unhindered through the picket lines today,
He doesn't think to wonder why
The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street,
But all he ever thinks to do is watch,
And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch

Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race

Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
He knows that something somewhere has to break
He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake

Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away

Synchronicity II
by Death Menace December 20, 2022
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mark ii compressor

That one motherfucker in that gta 5 lobby with kd over 100010220 becase he sits in his virgin mark ii compressor (people who use the mark ii compressor for only missions and transportation are not the same)
If u use the mark ii compressor u need to find your dad. Touch grass. And maybe some social interactions.
by ♫musicnote♫ March 18, 2024
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Edward Lee Charles Grier II

Edward Lee Charles Grier II is one of the most polarizing kings to ever rule the world. He first came into reign in 2004 and has been ruling ever since. With his good looks, funny jokes, and amazing musical talent. He is sure to knock anyone's socks off. This fella plays guitar, piano, drums, bass, ukulele, trombone, and a little bit or trumpet. He is a epic gamer to say the least, (being subscribed to Pewdiepie since day 1). Though he is disappointed in the Browns, he knows that eventually they will have to win a game. I don't know why I said that. I'm kinda pissed. Edward Lee Charles Grier II is a better drum set player than Larry and always impresses the ladies with his skills. He is an artist, comedian, and a true soldier (despite never being in the war).
"You know Edward Lee Charles Grier II?
Uh, you mean our King??"
by Darryn Azzano November 13, 2018
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Wangmeister II

a male person related to Rasputin except he is much more of a chick magnet than his relative which is why he gets booty so much.
horny dude #1: did you know that Wangmeister II got booty last night?
horny dude #2: ofc i know that it was my booty
horny dude #3 ay man yall talking bout wang? he gets so much booty geez
by Wangmeister II September 11, 2019
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