A phrase derived from the "Brian does Hollywood" episode of Family Guy. Remixed to be used as a common greeting or comic relief to a dull/serious situation. Meant to be said with a stern tone and not to be over emphasized. The phrase has been killed in December 2011 by Froden and is no longer used.
Guy #1 *Guy #1 walks into class. rubs thumb, middle and index fingers together* Bring Money
Guy #2 Bring Money.
Guy #2 Bring Money.
by cbreeze08 January 2, 2012

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.
You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH
by anonymous March 20, 2021

by Ev1lInc August 9, 2023

An omen of doom or destruction, often followed by, "Hello. Are you there?" Usually only comes to bring bad news.
by LeoPigRiverxoxo September 24, 2022

A quote said by Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. It essentially means you're ready to conquer any challenge that comes within your path, no matter what.
It's also the reason we have British metalcore band Bring Me the Horizon.
It's also the reason we have British metalcore band Bring Me the Horizon.
(a movie fan and a scene kid watching Pirates of the Caribbean)
Jack Sparrow: Now, bring me that horizon.
Scene kid: Sounds...awfully familiar.
Movie fan: *sigh* Oli Sykes?
Jack Sparrow: Now, bring me that horizon.
Scene kid: Sounds...awfully familiar.
Movie fan: *sigh* Oli Sykes?
by 7568ino November 1, 2023

When humans exhibit behavior that makes you lose all faith in humanity to the point that you would like for an asteroid to impact Earth and end Human existence.
Bill: Did you hear about that 18 year old in Canada who died in a gender transition surgery? Those Doctors should be thrown in jail for mutilating that person!
Ted: Bring The Asteroid.
Ted: Bring The Asteroid.
by DostoevskysBeard April 25, 2023

Erika: Did you know that Angela went to Martin's home last night to give him his birthday prensent because he didn't come to work? If his cunty wife was at home... She's must get mad!
Katherin: mmmm... that definitely will bring tail!
Katherin: mmmm... that definitely will bring tail!
by DamianBrennan May 30, 2015
