Lake Dallas Flesh Crown

fitting your foreskin over another's head in a sexual fashion statement.

Adult 1: "dude my friend john gave me a Lake Dallas Flesh Crown last night, I feel so swag tonight."

Adult 2: "the fuck is wrong with you man."

by Xx_SahurLover_xX February 6, 2026

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024