The lord is testing me

Bruh, My boyfriend got me so fuckin horny. When I get em alone Ima just 😩. The lord is testing me.

In my example it's Boyxnonbinary person

Nonbinary human: one sec... the lord is testing me today.

by LORD OF MURDERRRR January 7, 2022

im sorry mods im testing the blue text

“text”
*text*
‘text’
<text>
-text-

what is “ im sorry mods im testing the blue text” thats crazy

by drewhateclub January 15, 2023

stutter texting

when you dont know how to respond to someone, and you type sensless letters in no specific order.

Bob: I screwed your sister last night...
George: Uh... cjesg cmgrfushv,hbugui <-----(this is stutter texting, my friend)

by jhgfhdtjdgfk January 16, 2011

short-term texting

The act of forgetting the last text you sent to someone, making their response seem completely random.

Julie: I can't believe he would do something like that!
Courtney: I know! It was totally rude.
Julie: Sorry, what was rude, I totally have short-term texting.

by lettherebeaubrey February 18, 2009

Texting stutter

Texting stutter = when you text someone and you have them so screwed for a reply and you see them starting to text back and then it stops . Then you see them try again and it stops . Over and over until they figure out a way to get out of it and what to reply . Texting stutter .

Are you having a little texting stutter ?

by RMFS74 October 9, 2016

tenning

The process of looking your absolute best.

Bruh, I look so good in this shirt, I'm straight tenning today.

by Jay Stiz June 20, 2018

Generous Texting

If a person begins to engage in the act of texting, while you are talking, over the phone. they will text slower and less noticeable in an attempt to not interrupt you. normally followed by a response from the texter interrupting the story.

Dude 1:Yo dude you'll never believe this, I was at me girlfriends the other day...
Dude 2:*generous texting* *click click click*
Dude 1:and...
Dude 2: *click click click*
Dude 1:we were sitting on the couch...
Dude 2:*click click click*
Dude 2: yea dude I know really.....
Dude 1:........

by MovieMajic December 13, 2009