Noun.
When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.
When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.
"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"
by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020

by Groggy January 10, 2017

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central
My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

A girl, who is bad af . She is amazing in every way possible . Her make up stay A1 & I must say she looks better than 75% of y'all actual female born specimens of this godforsaken world . So why do y'all hate ? She can dress , she pull both ways . But yet y'all stay hatin' on Ol' girl . When y'all say "faggot" or "Gay ass" in the hallways it doesn't phase her ! She is headstrong & fierce .. and BETTER than y'all . So get your life.
by nippleclincha June 29, 2015

An place or area, such as a street, where prostitutes/lot lizards frequent (work). Also known as a "track."
LA Prostitute: "I just got a text from someone asking if we know anyone that's under 16..."
Client: "Why??"
LA: "Because they wanna fuck a minor! There's a lot of weirdos you find out here... white men especially. I dont know why they have these weird fetishes."
Client: "Yeah that's fucking weird."
LA: "Yeah, but we kick minors off the blade."
Client: "Why??"
LA: "Because they wanna fuck a minor! There's a lot of weirdos you find out here... white men especially. I dont know why they have these weird fetishes."
Client: "Yeah that's fucking weird."
LA: "Yeah, but we kick minors off the blade."
by InvaderTaylor September 6, 2023

by doweknowwhotheelderis April 29, 2024
