head tape

GOOD ASS, THICK

OOOO GIRL LOOK AT THAT ASS GO! THAT DEFS A HEAD TAPE!
I WANT THAT HEAD TAPE! LOOK AT THAT BOOTY

by anonymous for the reasons June 25, 2018

Duct Tape

The most powerful thing in the universe. Also the Mythbuster's material of choice.

There's a tear in reality?!? Duct tape.

by Brewsterion April 29, 2017

flex tape

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!

mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.

by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019

autoclave tape

A type of adhesive tape used in sterilization processes, particularly in autoclaves.

If you’re in a autoclave, stay clam and die, because you’re too lazy to rip off the autoclave tape.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Wicked tape job

When a male tucks his penis between his legs towards his anus and tapes his member in place...

Shane has a wicked tape job!

by Chief long straw January 12, 2025

Lost Tape

Videos that contain private or embarrassing content which is not easily accessible.

If you saw Miguel's last night lost tape you would kick him out.

by M3227 August 29, 2021

Inception and the Tapes

Something Coast Guard Chiefs go around saying during CCTI.

What did she mean with “Inception and the tapes” this morning?

No one knows.

Why is he saying Inception all the time during this meeting ?

Idk, but he said it like 12 time by now.

by Cats are all gray now June 26, 2024