Baghdad pendulum

It is a sex practice that involves two people spitting someone’s penis from mouth to mouth while French kissing. It has 3 variations:
1) Conservative:

Two women French kiss over a dick of a man and repeatedly put his dick into the other mouth.
2) Tyrannical:
Same, as 1 but with a chopped off dick. This is a practice of Saddam Hussein himself and his associates.
3) Modern:
It was invented by Savva Vovk. He is known for his ability to suck himself. The practice involves him taking his dick into mouth, while positioning himself for a woman to approach him from the top and kissing him on his lips. The pendulum begins with the girl inserting a dildo into his anal as a signal. Then oscillations begin and the practice is the same with the other two variations.

Savva performed the Baghdad pendulum last night

by Baghdad theoretic August 14, 2025

Salyards MS Percussion

This group of kids made Mid-West Clinic playing the songs ¨Fidget¨ and ¨Shared Space¨ there was going to be a ¨Seeing the World¨ part, but someone did not learn their part in time..

Kid-1- Have you heard about the Salyards MS Percussion??
Kid-2-I have not is a Middle School bro

by Storm The Idiot May 20, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025