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Minnesota Sprinkler

Cumming into your partners mouth and then promptly pouring carbonated soda in after and having their head shaken till it sprays out of their nose and/or mouth.
Hey! Thanks for the suggestion, my girl let me give her a Minnesota Sprinkler last weekend.
by Mira Minnesota October 15, 2022
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Minnesota Mudbog

When a woman is laying on her stomach and shits herself. The guy comes from behind and slaps his penis on the shit and moves back and forth. Then slams it up her ass. Just like getting stuck in a mud hole
Was having sex with a woman last night and I gave her a Minnesota mudbog, it was an absolute mess.
by Totally_worth_it_7.3 May 12, 2023
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Minnesota skin disease

It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails
Gave my girl the Minnesota Skin Disease last night. She almost died of hypothermia.
by Alrfred sickle boi February 11, 2021
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Minnesota Sports

A phrase used by upper midwest fans of major sports teams based in the state of Minnesota that choke a big game for the sole reason to the fact that the team is based in Minnesota.
After a Vikings, Timberwolves, Wild, Twins or Gophers loss, the phrase is often used: "yup, thats Minnesota sports" or "Typical Minnesota sports"
by ZJR13 January 13, 2025
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minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.
Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.
by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014
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Minnesota sex change

It's when a male is in a cold climate (like Minnesota) goes outside to pee and his penis retracts into his body, do to the cold.
Hey man I had to take a piss, but a Minnesota sex change stopped that from happening.
by Drewbiepoo February 13, 2021
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Minnesota Cowboy Up

When a cowboy let's his horse ride him.
On a lonely summer's night, Tom lost his virginity Minnesota Cowboy Up.
by Sew Donym February 20, 2020
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