Minnesota Ranch Cup

When 2 or more men climax in a cup and dip their penis tips in it

Hey there bud, we’re gonna have a Minnesota Ranch Cup sesh later. Wanna join?

by Panty-and-stocking-themed-foot December 07, 2024

Minnesota Mudbog

When a woman is laying on her stomach and shits herself. The guy comes from behind and slaps his penis on the shit and moves back and forth. Then slams it up her ass. Just like getting stuck in a mud hole

Was having sex with a woman last night and I gave her a Minnesota mudbog, it was an absolute mess.

by Totally_worth_it_7.3 May 12, 2023

Minnesota Sports

A phrase used by upper midwest fans of major sports teams based in the state of Minnesota that choke a big game for the sole reason to the fact that the team is based in Minnesota.

After a Vikings, Timberwolves, Wild, Twins or Gophers loss, the phrase is often used: "yup, thats Minnesota sports" or "Typical Minnesota sports"

by ZJR13 January 14, 2025

Minnesota Style

When you bring a girl from Missouri to Minnesota and use ice cycles as sex toys.

Bro! Get the ice cycles, we’re going Minnesota style!

by MinnesotaStyle December 30, 2021

Minnesota sex change

It's when a male is in a cold climate (like Minnesota) goes outside to pee and his penis retracts into his body, do to the cold.

Hey man I had to take a piss, but a Minnesota sex change stopped that from happening.

by Drewbiepoo February 13, 2021

minnesota funnel cake

A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.

Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!

by Ollie Churpuzzi November 07, 2016

mr Minnesota

A guy who lives in the state of Minnesota and is well known for being a complete troll

Person 1: Yo you seen what Hamza posted on his story?

Person 2: No what was it

Person 3: Him trolling around the metro area he's such a Mr Minnesota

by Mr Minnesota April 18, 2023