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Melissa

Someone that takes time to get to know them fully, but when you do, you won't regret it. Someone who you will love only for her personality and vibes. Someone who laughs with you and at you, but mostly with you. Someone who you won't ever regret meeting. Someone who's kinda evil, but its ok because you still love them. Someone who, even through the tough times, will still love you. :)
Hey look at Melissa over there. She is awesome
by afreakinpieceofcheese November 21, 2021
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Melissa

A woman who’s neither pretty nor ugly — someone a man would date or have sex with if he has no other options.
She’s a Melissa, but she’s better than nothing.

She’s a Melissa, but she can get laid pretty easily if she commits to her beauty routine and pulls all the stops.
by Rosestorm September 17, 2025
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melissa & tom

by me&you2016 October 7, 2016
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Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
by mr eckert September 18, 2021
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Melissa Nguyen

Melissa is the smartest, brightest, best mathematician known on planet earth. The way she solves equation with the speed of light is something nobody can understand.
Damn Melissa Nguyen is bad as fuck why can’t I be the one to marry her
by Taykisha April 9, 2024
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