broken record method

repeatedly say no to a hoebag that has a crush on you but you hate this person

I used the broken record method on her

by Camicorn Raptor March 7, 2017

The McClair Method

When a person is either ill, hurt, upset etc, replying with any or all of the following is considered "The McClair Method"
-Take a really hot shower or a really cold one.
-Go get yourself a hot beverage.
-Get out of the house and go for a walk.
-I'll get you a hot blankie and a movie.

These statements are said mainly for helping the other person to feel in tip top condition.

Bob: my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I had a micro-penis.
Molly: you should have a nice hot beverage.
Bob: I shall do that, thank you.

This is an example of The McClair method.

by Angry dragon May 22, 2016

Expert Method

The expert method is a kind of theoretical thinking developed in Malmo, Sweden. The method is powered by having a group of assigned "experts" that state facts with questions such as: Are the dinosaurs really extinct? The "experts" will then state their answers/opinions an conclude a result by the average of the results. The method is currently used for confirming facts in learning purposes.

Expert method:
questioner: Is he done playing the game?
expert 1. Yes
expert 2. yes
expert 3. no
expert 4. yes
expert 5.no
questioner: The result is a "strong maybe"

by The supreme expert(L) February 1, 2018

Frantz Method

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Frantz method👀🥶🤫

by Wastedhuncho November 22, 2021

The Deematic Method

1. Also known as deeming. The process of systematically going for girls at a gathering and lowering your standards as you get rejected.

1. Woah, dude, I just used The Deematic Method and scored the hottest chick at my party.

by TickerTotter October 7, 2021

MFN method

My fucking nuts method

Most commonly used when tricking a friend about a form of Pokémon shiny hunting

“Hey have you tried the MFN method?”

by not a mumkay October 9, 2021

Extraction Method

Previously known as the withdrawal method, approved by the Catholic Church. It needs to be noted that no one ever willing wants to withdraw so it is deemed the extraction method is a much more suitable term.

I'm due my period next week, I had to use the extraction method on him, fingers crossed I am not with child.

by Ageoldwisdom October 11, 2021