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Landon

This is the type of guy who sucks but can be cool and annoying in the end but their your friend so you gotta hate them jkjk
by Mr.sillybottoms July 25, 2019
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Landon

A fat scum sucking piece of shit who really needs to hit the gym. He always smells like cheese and pickles.. and the rat bastard owes me a juul pod. I hope he gets hit by a van full of Mexicans and they get out and turn him into a burrito.
Fuck that Landon, it’s garbage at cod.
by Anolastronaut February 1, 2020
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Landon savino

by Urbandictionary man January 17, 2024
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Landon

Landon is a fucking pervert and sucks no one gets why every girl likes him he's an asshole and shows people his penis because "that's what friends do" and he uses people to become the popular kid in school
Is that landon? Ugh yeah, didn't he use you just because your popular and he's not? *Sigh* yeah
by Gavinknows June 20, 2020
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Landon

Landon is a Proud Senior Choir Member
by FatYoshi5 October 2, 2019
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Landon

Landon is the best boyfriend in the world. He knows just what to say when you are feeling down. He always brings a smile to your face. When he hugs you, your body just melts into his arms. He is very cute, tall, funny, and so much more. He is the light of your world and you don't want to ever let him go.

His eyes are what get you every time. Even though they are brown the are the most gorgeous eyes ever. He knows just what to say to make you smile. He is very funny. He has the prettiest girlfriend that ever was. She is kind hearted and cares about everyone especially Landon.

He played baseball when he was little and stopped playing but still loves the game. His favorite sport is football and he is the quarter back of the team. Landon is 5"9 and will be 6"4. He is the sweetest person you will ever meet and you definitely don't want to ever let him go.
Girl 1: "Did you see Landon and his girlfriend holding hands in the hallway today?"
Girl 2: "YES! They are the cutest but I really wish that I was her because I want a Landon of my own!"
by Ashy Paige April 7, 2020
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Landon

Landon be always on his lemon, and all he cares about is lemon.
Hot women: yo is that landon?
Landon: no lemon? No me stay
by _its_lemon_ March 2, 2022
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