kirked

Assassinated in the same fashion as former right-wing commentator, Charles “Charlie” James Kirk.

Man, I hate that guy. He needs to get kirked.

by enbywitdagat September 12, 2025

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Kirking

Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.

Person 1: I heard Danny was being weird on the bus again.
Person 2: Yeah, he was Kirking Charlotte.

by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024

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Kirked

The act of getting murdered, especially when one has been shot in the neck.

"Did you see that guy? He totally got Kirked!"

by Miss Homo-geneous November 5, 2025

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Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!

Caption Kirk makes Spock very happy, although Spock will say Vulcun's cannot feel happy.

by LizzyB June 27, 2014

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