Dakota is a person, who thinks they are a hard dom, but they aren't. they are a soft little guy. Dakotas have great personalities. they are one of a kind and honestly they are the best. and they usually fall for people named zero.
by pisssssssbaby August 7, 2021

A jailbird located in bum fuck nowhere
by jimmy long nutts August 19, 2017

she is a very nice girl, she has brown eyes and has brown hair, she used to like wearing dresses but now likes wearing shorts and t-shirts. she usually would be the shy one, but if she likes a guy, she'd get FREAKY! Some guys may see that she's the type to moan hard!
dakota is tasty!
by sososoos August 29, 2019

A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.
"MY NAMES DAKOTA AND IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS CODE RED BITCH"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
by QUADDALE DINGLE69420seggytimeb August 4, 2022

Dakota is a fucking simp fr fr.
by Doonie Destroyer July 28, 2022

Dakota is a fat but skinny at the same time type of person. He usally is tall and dies laughing when he sees a little monkey throwing up gang signs. He usally gets no playing time for the jv basbeall team and gets friendzoned by every girl
by Jim the baptist March 8, 2020

A guy that is sensitive on the inside but always positive on the outside. He acts like he doesn't care about anything but he actually does. He has a relationship with only one girl that he lives, but drama surrounds him about other things. He may cheat once and might regret it, but he will love his girlfriend until the end.He is very sexy and has a dirty side too.But he will still love his girlfriend until the end.
by Ganglifeee October 28, 2021
