halo coach

A halo coach is someone who speaks like a robot, gives you advice on the simplest of tasks repeatedly in Halo games, to the point of losing your fucking mind. See "asshat" or "motherfucker" for more information.

"I am your Halo coach...listen to me and I help you win. You jackass."

by RunningWolf January 17, 2015

Coach Saleh Victory

when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub

Sauce would have 2 picks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.

by soggy bacon November 12, 2023

Coach! (M.M)

The code name for a very special someone, I won’t let too much information on but I’d say 10/10 kinda guy. With affiliation to M.M he’s a true centre to the group.

COACH! You’d make a really great coach! (M.M)

by Skibtybop6767 October 6, 2025

A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".

1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

Coach Picone

The stereotypical PE pedo.

"Our PE teacher is such a Coach Picone!" -Humphrey Williamson

by potgee April 10, 2022

Coach roach

A flight attendant that only works coach class cabin of the airplane. This is a person that won’t be caught dead in first-class or business. They think the people are too hoity toity for their taste.

Why doesn’t Becky ever work first class?

That’s because she’s a coach roach.

by Gert Barr April 20, 2021

Coach

A coach is the person who gets SOME of the credit when everything goes well -and- ALL of the blame when anything goes wrong.

“Man…that team totally sucks; who’s their coach”?

by chuckjav76 July 9, 2023