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Coach Cruz

Awesome, alpha coach dedicated to making players better. Coached the best softball team in the pacific (YHS panthers 2022-2025) to 3 straight far east titles and 1 pac east title. Best chef, best coach, and best storyteller. His favorite players were obviously the Zuzz, the kuzz, the euzz, and the auzz.
The best coach in the pacific is Coach Cruz
by The Zuzz October 11, 2025
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coach arey

Weird idiot dyke penguin looking hoe.
Person 1: Hey man you wanna hang tonight?
Person 2:Sorry dude I have a 1,200 page essay due for Coach Arey.
by YeahImTalkingAboutJacksboro October 18, 2021
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Coach roach

A flight attendant that only works coach class cabin of the airplane. This is a person that won’t be caught dead in first-class or business. They think the people are too hoity toity for their taste.
Why doesn’t Becky ever work first class?

That’s because she’s a coach roach.
by Gert Barr April 20, 2021
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Coach

A Chico alpha man who drinks on the weekdays and just happens to be the best thresh in NA. Be warned his triceps are huge and he is a babe
Jack Rossi shouted COACH! As he walked into the quad
by Lukas07 April 8, 2020
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Coach Baker's LOL

Coach Nick Baker commonly uses LOL in his text messages. Most may believe that it would mean "laughing out loud" or "lots of love" but it is starting to become clear that he is sending the team a hidden meaning. That secret meaning is "lots of losses" as he points out the teams inability to hit a baseball and to not get walked off every other game.
Coach Baker's LOL: If you saw the team we played today you would understand lol.
by qwerty98712 May 12, 2022
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halo coach

A halo coach is someone who speaks like a robot, gives you advice on the simplest of tasks repeatedly in Halo games, to the point of losing your fucking mind. See "asshat" or "motherfucker" for more information.
"I am your Halo coach...listen to me and I help you win. You jackass."
by RunningWolf January 17, 2015
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Coach Saleh Victory

when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub
Sauce would have 2 pucks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.
by soggy bacon November 12, 2023
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