Competive Capitalism®©™

A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice

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by ascii art is gay January 13, 2023

Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.

Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 16, 2023

Non-capital Battlecruiser Arrangement

A non-capital battlecruiser arrangement is a paradoxical or contradictory term which essentially defines names and words that sound like they're real together, but are actually not.

"An innocent perverted succubus lady."
"A non-capital battlecruiser."

The non-capital battlecruiser arrangement depicts "a non-capital battlecruiser" as a word that does not exist, despite it sounding like it does.

by LordKekw February 21, 2023