Callum Crump

used to refer to a cool underground fakemink skater.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.

"Wow is that Callum Crump, he killed my whole family but said I was calm so imma be mates with him"

by poo123testicles July 30, 2025

callum-scully

when you drink alone and talk to any boy/girl in england

sorry i cant come out tonight, im doing a callum-scully

by swagboi7905 November 19, 2021

callum

a dumbass who shits on himself and makes explicit content voices

oh my god callum just shit on himself

by fghgfghgfcvbhgh April 25, 2023

Callum

Callum is the most hideous human you will ever see when you look at him it makes you very glad your not a Callum. He is manly attracted to girls under the age of 6 and has been arrested for having sex with a dead body of an 8 year old boy and gets bullied a lot manly by boys under the age of 10 if you see a Callum then do not approach him

Callum a pedo

by Dead body fucker July 12, 2019

callum andrews

someone who drives a blue mazda 3 because there hilux is broken . callum loves to sit at the bluff 24/7 and up at homemaker with the boys

oi callum andrews chuck it on the limmy for the boys !!

by i’m watching you daddy December 17, 2021

Callum

Vile sex offender know to follow girls home

That guy is such a callum

by anonymous November 24, 2021

callum

He has one hobby that becomes his only personality trait, he's usually blonde and never small. He definitely can't handle his drink, gives it all the chat but no follow up when he actually gets a girl in bed. He catches feelings quickly but often stays in the friend zone, he's a good guy Callum is.

Friend 1: Hi Callum, my cat just died.
Callum: Once when I was rowing I saw a dead cat so I can relate actually

by Demetrius Eugene February 28, 2022