Phat ass day

On fat ass day you WILL get a phat ass.
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"

Refumiuswechelfegalteanwearq: its phat ass day
You: yay

by Pppooper32 April 12, 2022

National Ass Slap Day

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.

Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!

by BillieTB November 10, 2020

Ass pic day

National send ass pic day

Get a girl with the nicest ass and tell them it’s national ass pic day

Today is November 11

So?
It’s national ass pic day
Oh then lucky u

by 5875368 November 10, 2020

Ass hat day

Your a dick if your reading this.

Hey fucker, it's ass hat day.

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

National shake ass on ft day

On December 1st it’s national shake ass on ft day, so get u a baddie to shake ass for u on ft.

“I’ma tell Nicole that it’s National shake ass on ft day so I can enjoy tonight”

by Danial Gomez December 1, 2020

National grab ass day

National grab ass day is on December 8th so girls get ready to get grabbed

Boy- do you know what day it is
Girl- No...
Boy- it’s national grab ass day, now let’s see that cake

by Greg Yates December 7, 2020

National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!

Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020