Ass hat day

Your a dick if your reading this.

Hey fucker, it's ass hat day.

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

National shake ass on ft day

On December 1st it’s national shake ass on ft day, so get u a baddie to shake ass for u on ft.

“I’ma tell Nicole that it’s National shake ass on ft day so I can enjoy tonight”

by Danial Gomez December 1, 2020

National grab ass day

National grab ass day is on December 8th so girls get ready to get grabbed

Boy- do you know what day it is
Girl- No...
Boy- it’s national grab ass day, now let’s see that cake

by Greg Yates December 7, 2020

National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!

Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020

slap ass day

15. desember
You get to slap anyone’s ass for a whole day
National slap ass day is where you Walk up to a girlfriend or boyfriend or someone and slap there bum

slap ass day

by ShrekFan420 December 14, 2020

National eat ass day

You go around asking people if you could eat there ass

Hey can u eat your ass
No why

Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could

by Usd_idka January 14, 2021

National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021