0/3

Don’t believe any of the one direction boys are dads

Person 1: “I’m an 0/3”

Person 2: “What does that mean?”

Person 3: “I don’t believe any of the boys are dads.”

by an0nym0us25 April 18, 2022

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3 For 1 Special

During fellatio. Your partner pushes up your testicles. Then proceeds to put both your penis and testicles in her mouth. When all 3 are in she proceeds to deep throat you to climax.

Dude! My girl gave me a 3 For 1 Special last nite! I thought that I died and my soul left my body.

by grey580 April 18, 2022

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Eli is the best person and boyfriend in the whole world. They will play Genshin Impact like a professional, but will probably deny it. He'll give you bottle tabs and rings because he doesn't know how to show their affection. They get flustered whenever you give them physical affection and blushes whenever he is gifted something. They love anime, drawing, taking care of his siblings and isn't a fan of big gatherings or crowds. When you hold hands with him he'll hold onto you and squeeze your hand that'll make you implode mentally with love, but when you first meet him you'll think he's a quiet, self kept person. But when you get to know him, he shows so much that you could read him like a book. Their smile is everything you need and could ever ask for. He's truly someone you'd give your life for and kiss him whenever you get the chance.❤

"Ilysm Eli<3"
"I- uh- djdnfjc >//.//<"

by XANDER!!<3 April 18, 2022

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December 3 2005

It is said that the most beautiful and best person was born on this date. His name: Bastian Hoie

P1:"Omg do you remember december 3 2005, that was when Bastian Hoie was born."
P2:"Yeah i love that guy so much"

by Dracxq April 19, 2022

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Kat<3

Kat<3 is someone who will show love unconditionally as you change through life. As they have beautiful blue eyes and stunning black hair that waves in the wind you will be caught in the lovely look in their eye as they pass by. Kat<3 is a person that will be there for you in your hardest times and will help you whenever it is possible for them to do so. No matter what, they will always care for you.

Kat<3 is so gorgeous.

by Cloud<3 April 19, 2022

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