National Kick Your enemy day

January 7th is Kick your enemy day {:

have fun ^w^ with National Kick Your enemy day

by Nobody:} May 17, 2022

National Kiss your Boyfriend Day

On January 24th, you must miss your boyfriend at school

Becky: We have to kiss
Tom: Why?
Becky: Because it’s National kiss your Boyfriend Day
Tom: Ohhh ok

by Wifichsntchs January 22, 2022

National Edward 40 hands day

National Edward 40 hands day is on April 26th

On April 26th we have to do Edward 40 hands because it is national Edward 40 hands day.

by 69crusisex April 26, 2021

National Trip Tall People Day

Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.

“Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.

by Leader of the Short People October 22, 2020

National claim your bae day

Where you celebrate your boyfriend/girlfriend and claim them to be your one and only and are loyal 24/7

Hey David go claim your girl and give her a hug and give her your hoodie or something today is national claim your bae day

by Thegirlwhomakesdefintions October 14, 2019

National cut a mans dick off

April 25th when its legal to cut any mans dick off that was bad to you

Victim:Do you know what day is it?
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*

by kambadassihm March 21, 2021

National give Trevor head day

This holiday is on July 3rd, it’s for all the Trevor’s out there.

“ I hope Trevor’s hard, cause I’m craving his cock in my mouth

National give Trevor Head Day is defined by sucking a Trevors penis. Suck Trevors Dick

by The Read Meaning January 4, 2022