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new york flap jack

the act of shitting on someone's forehead and then slapping it with your ass cheeks. similar to the cleveland steamer and the boston pancake but alot messier and for sick bastards only. make it a new york buttered flap jack by adding a squirt of jizz.
-Fozz: "Dude, what the fuck!!!?? What is this fucking joop on my head???"
-Dirty Dan: "I just gave you a new york flap jack ya dick."

-Darwin: "I'll have the new york flap jack."
-Waiter: "You sick fuck...(gunshot)"
-Jimbo: "Oooh...leave the body here, someones gettin laid tonight!"
by Gizzy Fran April 7, 2008
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Patterson New Jersey

A nicely developed city in New Jersey and the the greatest f'n city in New Jersey
by The Jersey Boy January 13, 2011
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New Jersey Meat-Hook

The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind.
I was doing this bitch doggy style and gave her a New Jersey meat-hook.
by yoitsme May 27, 2004
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The one thing keeping us sane in 2020. I dunno why you looked this up. What were you looking for
“I’ve been playing a lot of Animal Crossing New Horizons on my switch lately! It’s really fun!”
by Fat loser with no friends June 12, 2020
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i got a new cat

person 1: hey whats that on your arm?
emo kid : oh nothing i got a new cat?
by omgeep June 10, 2009
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My new favorite person

When you first meet her you will this she is a bitch but when you get to know her she friendly,beautiful and fun. She is spontaneous and you will always have a good time with her. She is a bit shy but not enough to put up with shit. She has a kind hart that out shines everything else.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 23, 2019
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Loyola University New Orleans

One of the best party schools in the country.
#5 in Lots of Hard Liquor
#10 in Party Schools
#20 in Lots of Beer
I went to Loyola University New Orleans so I can fuck all the drunk sluts that went there
by Drunk Mike February 11, 2006
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