Aaron Penis Smith

Aaron has the name penis in his name because he hasnt got one but has one on his head and up his cha cha arse OD

Aaron Penis Smith loves the B.M.W

by falling tooth K dog February 28, 2019

extreme penis sex

When sex with a penis goes to the extreme.

Man: I am tired of regular penis sex, tonight we're doing extreme penis sex

by Extreme Penis Sex October 28, 2020

National Penis day

A day where only the longest penis men get celebrated with hand-jobs. Very special and very good

Hey, what are you gonna do with ur girl on “National Penis day

by user194828 February 10, 2020

short skinny penis

Cocktail sausage. Often found at birthday or wedding buffets among other snacks such as cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks and vol au vents. Occasionally found biologically attached to the male of the species who tries their best, but very rarely succeeds in the arousal of their sexual partner. A short, skinny penis.

I went on a tinder date and we did netfilx and chill to begin with, don't get me wrong, I loved the film but I did not appreciate his cocktail sausage. I would have got more pleasure from cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick. No one needs a short skinny penis. needle dick chode chide pencil dick

by uniquepenis January 18, 2016

Exploding Honeybee Penis

a brave male honeybee will make his move. As he grasps the queen, he everts his penis using a contraction of his abdominal muscles , and inserts it tightly into the queen's vajay jay. He immediately cums with such explosive force that the tip of his penis ruptures, and is left behind inside the queen. The drone falls to the ground, where he dies soon after.

Holy crap! He really forgot to pull out! Fucking Exploding Honeybee Penis.

by this.aint.a.phase.mom October 16, 2015

Light saber penis

When your fellow team mates in battle chop off your arms and you have to put the light saber between your legs

I was in battle with my friend he had a blue light saber and I had a red one he chopped off my arms and I looked like I had a erect penis from my light saber the light saber penis was very difficult to control between my legs

by Xander Zoul hey jare-bear ;) April 22, 2016

butthole penis fart

beck's favorite band

beck: and now i am going to welcome one of my favorite bands, they are arguably one of the best bands of all time. put your old ass hands together, and give a warm welcome to butthole penis fart

by freefall44 January 5, 2021