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King Salmon

The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011
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Tha King

LeBron James is the King of Court and King of the North. He is regarded by all humans as the Greatest NBA player of all time. Many deem him a fitting nickname "The GOAT"
Tha King- LeBron James . Current NBA player for The Cleveland Cavaliers.
by Great Grandpa Ohio June 4, 2018
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Tee-bag King

1 Someone who is inpossible to tee-bag, a true ben
2 The champion of a game of tee-bag
"I'll shoot you in the fuckin' face and tee-bag your eyes" -Tee-bag king youtube MW2
by Ghost412 July 28, 2011
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King Of New York

You become the king of New York after striking against The World. (A little hyperbole never hurt anyone?) You get plenty of benefits too!! Like a pair of new shoes with matchin’ laces, a permanent box at the sheepsheads races, Pastrami on rye with sour pickles, and more!
You: *almost dies from the cops beating you up for striking*
Some guy named Racetrack: THERE I BE. AINT I PRETTY? ITS MY CITY. IM THE KING OF NEW YORK.
by NWS4VR August 17, 2024
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Beach king

That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne
Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.
by popnart May 19, 2017
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King of Fifa

Generally only used with the name Carl in the same sentence.
Anyone see Carl?! Who? The king of Fifa
by Well Boi January 9, 2019
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