by jakessidehoe November 24, 2021
A man known for his photoshopping skills - or rather, his way of interpreting what people ask him to do.
Ask James Fridman to photoshop an image for you, and he will either do it as literally as possible, or do it in a way that makes the photo even worse. Or both, if he can.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 05, 2023
The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
by Anttonedodeson June 01, 2025
A hot tall guy who has the heart of a champion usually can be compared to a Disney kids show lead character
by WittneyBiatch88741 June 17, 2022
Someone with a,defiantly, massive penis. Also one of the most beautiful and handsome people you will ever meet
by Big man bill June 23, 2018
James is in love with Darian The cod kid (Allegedly). He is incredibly jealous of Elijah The spartan
by Masonbob24 August 08, 2024