by Rick rosstrich October 22, 2018
Get the Slack guymug. Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)
El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.
by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022
Get the Jared (homeless guy)mug. A high school guy typically a junior or senior who carries around a gallon of water and tries to beef with younger guys,females or other guys for no reason and then are all y’all. they all drive lifted trucks
Person 1: hey who are those seniors beefing with a sophomore 5 v1?
Person 2: that’s just the gallon guys, classic.
Person 2: that’s just the gallon guys, classic.
by Theboyinstripedtimbs October 19, 2018
Get the Gallon guymug. A guy you get real close to. And then you start to fall for him. When he realizes it he does t feel the same way and y’all aren’t friends anymore.
Guy-friend.....
by Sadie——- June 1, 2020
Get the Guy-friendmug. 
Get the It’s just some guy I work withmug. Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?
Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"
Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
Get the They STOLE Christianity, guys!mug. To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.
by CerealBeforeMilk May 19, 2018
Get the Cereal Second Guymug.