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Joe

Joe is a name for somebody who is sometimes annoying, sometimes can be nice, and most joes have great advice.
Joes also are usually not the regular human size, rather the regular American size.
"Joe, you should head to the gym"
"Thanks for the advice, but you know what, I like my body, and you should encourage yourself and not me"
by astrodom September 29, 2023
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joe

joe says to his mate: why did we drop dan butler again?
by tomlynchfanpage November 16, 2020
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donna joe

A girl who’s ugly but thinks she’s pretty. That’s pretty much it
Ayla: ew look at Donna Joe over there
Gracie: I know right she’s so ugly
*donna joe walks over*
Donna joe: hey
Both Ayla and Gracie: go away u ugly person..?
by The beautiful girl, Ayla November 4, 2017
mugGet the donna joemug.

Sloppy Joe

When you tie someone up and begin excrement on their vagina. After you do that eat it.
Let me sloppy joe you.
by anonymous January 15, 2022
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Nicky Joe

Nicky Joe is a sweetheart kind of a guy. If you find one be sure to keep that soul because their heart is gold, Solid gold. He is a very understanding guy yet overreact quickly when you hurt people closer to him. One of the most caring soul(s) in the world. He has a fascinating character yet distant. Makes everyone happy. His smile is lethal. He will always be down for you any place anywhere anytime as much as you need him. One of the best creature you will never have a dull moment when you around him. All girls want him but he is focused on one girl. If you take away his alone time he will cut you off. Have a big heart, everyone enjoys his company. Loves laughing
Girl 1: oh friend!! Here comes Nicky Joe right this way
Girl 2: damn!! He is so hot. I wish he would look at me I swear I will melt!
by shawdiie March 4, 2019
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Joe

Joe is a guy that will always be there for you no matter what. He’ll slide for you and he’ll help you. He really is the best friend a person could have. He could also be a good boyfriend.
Joe
by Quintondubbz June 9, 2022
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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
mugGet the Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obamamug.

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