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Your mom

Your mom is someone you respect. She is your parent and is the one who sets rules. Listen to your mom.
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your mom
i fuc$^# your mom
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Mom

She always do the house chores, cock and play with her kids. She will be mad if the house are messy. She's the most perfect person that i've met and she can cock many of delicious food. She will play with or entertain her children if they're bored if her children are sad she will be there to listen she know how people feel and always are there for them she's so sweet a kind. You will be happy forever if you're close with her.
by Sahiii October 8, 2023
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Mom joke

A mom joke is a joke, typically detailed and personal, which highlights the relatable and often hilarious experiences of motherhood.

While the exact origin of the term mom joke is unknown, these jokes have been told since the beginning of time when moms realized they had to laugh through the everyday struggles of parenthood or they may just cry.
"Cheryl told a hilarious mom joke at playgroup, acting out how to drop her sleeping baby into a pack-and-play."
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Your Mom

Worst insult a person can possibly think of, if they do.. i dont even know at this point
by ImmaFuckingBanana October 11, 2023
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prosper TX mom

Most “Prosper Moms” blindly trust the indoctrination of their children by the school system while they get their hair extensions and lip filler to stay the elite mom in their swings group so their husband will still find them the most attractive. You must drive a black, white, or silver SUV, have teal pots for your outdoor plants, and have purchased your blue check mark on Facebook and Instagram. They pass their insecurities down to their children in the form of social climbing and exclusivity. They buy their adolescent and teenage daughters designer shoes and handbags as a way to elevate them above the other kids their age all while socially engineering their friendships and relationships based on neighborhoods, parents and extracurricular activities.
You’re a prosper tx mom, aren’t you
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023
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Your Mom

Hey is that Your Mom?
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by CATandBEE October 12, 2023
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