dick-in-ass

adj. gay, stupid, annoying, pointless, stretching far beyond one's tolerance for the aforementioned things.

I'm tired of that dick-in-ass bitch who thinks he's so flippin' cool.

by outofgas July 17, 2009

ass burglar

One who burgles ass

God that ass burglar just burgled my ass.

by b-randon September 11, 2003

lard ass

big fat smelly bastard

ryan cambers (chunk)

by ladlo March 5, 2004

ass master

(slang) One who is master of all things ass-related.

My boss is being such an ass master today!

by Robert Turner January 29, 2003

Bad Ass

Someone who does not ever look back at an explosion.

Person: OMG!!! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT GAS STATION EXPLODE.

Bad Ass: nope.

by COBHC765 April 13, 2010

asses and elbows

In hasty retreat (i.e. the only part of you the enemy sees)

As soon as the Italians met the French army, they were completely asses and elbows, all morale broken.

by William Martin October 18, 2006

pink-ass

really, really pink

she was wearing a pink-ass shirt today

by Hank Bass September 8, 2009