Yoda Hand

“One for the pink, one for the stink” -Brando

“Mmmmmm, good yoda hands you have! Bad does this smell!”

by Chief Ten Beers December 14, 2019

Hand-Faced

To go get out of your mind drunk

Chris: Hey Dave you getting Hand-Faced tonight?
Dave: No, not tonight im still hurting from the last time i got hand-faced

by chrisma234 May 17, 2010

On-handed comment

The opposite of an off-handed comment

Hello, i am usuing an on-handed comment

by AlphabetDoctor23 August 1, 2025

Texting hand

You're dominate texting hand. The one that you use more frequently. Mostly your dominate hand too.

My left hand feels awkward with my phone in it so I use my texting hand when I'm laying down.

by Kennedy529 May 10, 2015

Hand day

where we can exchange or request for hand pics, on april 12

Wow I really want to ask my friend for some hand pics since it's hand day

by cariina April 11, 2021

Sissy hands

Another term for gloves . Sissy hands implies your hands are soft and free of calluses .

(While working in the garage )Mike says to Dave “you should wear gloves while you’re welding .” Dave replies “ I don’t wear those Sissy hands “

by Rage cage idk man “H” June 28, 2025

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018