sleepy moosepower

moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in canada and parts of the united states where moose were commonly found.

1 moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Sometimes moose get sleepy
1 sleepy moosepower (SMP)= .5 Horsepower (HP)

Wow that boat's engine is about 50 Sleepy Moosepower

Holy moly 50 SMP's is quite a lot!

by freyjahandseb April 18, 2018

Sleepy joe

He just... idk he fucking takes 2 years to get one single fucking sound out of his old ass mouth.

Sleepy joe: chocolate chocolate chip ice cream

by Toasted bread 96 November 1, 2023

Sleeplessly sleepy

When you’re extremely tired and want to sleep but you Are having way too much fun calling your friends or watching Netflix.

Guy1:I’m so tired

Guy2: You must be sleeplessly sleepy

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020