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The Lithuanian Door Stopper

A sexual act in which a man stands stiffly with his legs spread out while a woman backs into him repeatedly until orgasm. The woman may also play with the man’s penis as if she were a household pet playing with a door stopper. This action was first popularized in Lithuania, but has started to become known internationally in very niche communities.
I think we should try out The Lithuanian Door Stopper tonight, Brian.
by WitheredTPearl March 15, 2026
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Chomp-a-liteous

Chomp-a-liteous
Is a disease some people get...when they have a bad urge to eat some pussy!
Excuse me Miss ...can you please help me?.....
I gotta bad case of Chomp-a-liteous
by Muffinmuncher1966 April 18, 2018
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Pulling a Lithuanian

If you teach a man to hunt, he will get food.
If you teach a man to kys, he will create Lithuania
by MrsJake January 28, 2022
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la salle lithgow

by poolex March 3, 2024
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Mrs. Litherland

A highschool teacher that has a chocolate addiction and likes Not letting kids go to the water fountain.

she is a overall fantastic individual as long as you dont make her mad by talking. than she might put you in time-out and have you lookin' like a 5 yr old child. If you need a better grade bring a babe ruth to school slide it on her desk and ask her for extra credit or whatever you need. tbh if you mis behave she might make you make her a sandwhich or sum so dont make her mad unless you like makin soup.
Mrs. Litherland took all my chocolate and made my wash her dishes
by Tg223P October 8, 2023
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