ghetto wind

When someone goes outside while on a Skype call, and the wind jacks up everybody's headphones.

Charlie: Holy jumping Jesus on a breakstick, you created so much ghetto wind

Max: Oh shit yeah

Marielle: Sorry

God: #coverup

by Jumping-Jesus-on-a-Breadstick March 15, 2016

blazing wind

a large amount of vaginal discharge from a firecrotch

Watch out for that blazing wind!

by chucky1234567 April 28, 2009

Wind Dry

When a male and female meet at a public function and have a quickie, the male gives her a steamy cream pie, then in the midist of her complaints leaves without giving her a article of his clothing to clean it up with.

James banged a chick at the parade in the port a john and gave her an ass cream pie. As she screamed for him to give her his wife beater he said "Hell no bitch let that rotten meat mound wind dry."

by imwildyourmild March 09, 2009

Wind Tunnel

When a homosexual man's anus is stretched out to the extent that even the biggest fart doesnt make any noise.

Dude, Kyle is such a fag, I bet he has a "Wind Tunnel".

by JJJCCC July 12, 2010

Wind uppercut

Awesome wind fighting move used by ZACH and ZACH CREATED IT SO GO TO HELL LARS!!

Zach: I shall use wind uppercut to destroy you!, come my summons, set me free!

by Awesome person December 21, 2003

The Wind Up

When your beating your meat and your about to cum and you speed your stroke up. Then when your shooting you slow the stoke up the get the best out of your session.

Another word: *Pitch*

"When I was watching a porno last night, I started The Wind Up during the first sex scene."

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

Gone with the Wind

When you let one rip but that last piece of corn slips out as well. Then suddenly you don't feel so grumpy anymore.

Gone with the wind, looks like my weekend is looking up after all!

by the kid can drive August 06, 2010