I can't wait to get home tonight braaaahhh. Bae will beer there waiting for me, in bed, on all fours, waiting for an apple smash.
Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.
Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015
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Smash Gash is a catch combination of Smash "The action/process of fucking someone good"
and Gash "A term for the female genitalia, implying that it looks like a hatchet wound"
Smash Gash is just a catchy modern way of saying "Pound Vag"
but has a certain catchy ring to it that sounds a million times better,
and is one of the many terms invented by TheBennji
;)
Smash Gash is a catch combination of Smash "The action/process of fucking someone good"
and Gash "A term for the female genitalia, implying that it looks like a hatchet wound"
Smash Gash is just a catchy modern way of saying "Pound Vag"
but has a certain catchy ring to it that sounds a million times better,
and is one of the many terms invented by TheBennji
;)
by TheBennji December 17, 2013
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A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"
This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:
Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?
Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.
Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.
A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"
This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:
Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?
Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.
Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.
ex. "Hey, there's S-Petro. A boner? NICE!! I'll take care of that!"
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
by Real Heady Krizlo September 27, 2005
Get the Boner Smash mug.The term for launching someone downward in the game Super Smash Bros. Depicted in a gif where the Ice Climber meteor smashes Marth intimidated oblivion, right before it says GAME.
*Guy 1 uses Mario's Forward Air on Guy 2's Luigi*
Guy 2: Bitch why did you fucking meteor smash me?
Guy 1: Sorry I had to Flex.
Guy 2: Bitch why did you fucking meteor smash me?
Guy 1: Sorry I had to Flex.
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