A barber shop/salon that specializes in men's haircuts by exceptionally attractive stylists; usually required to wear uniforms that just happen to be on the skimpy side. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"Dude, that's a tight fade, where'd you get it?" "Oh, up at the Breastarber Shop 'round the corner." "I bet she has more schooling than Officer Smith over there." "Haha, true that."
by Darth Axxumus November 10, 2016
Get the Breastarber shopmug. Louis is regretting it already, but it’s not like he can abort the mission now. He quickly presses play on his phone, places the glitter spray by the bed and turns the light off again, except for the light bulbs hanging with the garlands. The music is loud, bass slow, and 50 Cent’s “mm-hmm yeah” is filling the room. Louis scrambles on top of the bed, positioning himself facing the door.
The door swings open, just as the song goes “So seductive,” and Harry walks in.
“I take you to the candy shop,” 50 Cent sings, and Louis leans up on the bed, locking his eyes on Harry’s shocked expression.
The door swings open, just as the song goes “So seductive,” and Harry walks in.
“I take you to the candy shop,” 50 Cent sings, and Louis leans up on the bed, locking his eyes on Harry’s shocked expression.
by Larry_jitters_4_lauren April 25, 2022
Get the Candy shopmug. when some dickhead is yelling at you to reverse out of your park without giving you enough space to, then continues yelling when you go back into your park, turn your car off and sit there, and politely giving him the finger as he points at you cursing.
by ♥ rj ♥ October 13, 2010
Get the EXTREME SHOPPINGmug. The act of going to an event saturated with fuck boys, with the intent of sleeping with one of them.
by Daniel McLovin May 6, 2020
Get the Brocery Shoppingmug. Tom Cruise: I cannot believe how drunk I was last night, I think was painting the shop with someone!
Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.
Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.
by Fistinator October 14, 2010
Get the Painting the shopmug. Vagina (from the old joke: How do we know the deigner of the woman's body is a Pollack? Who else would put the shit house right next to the snack shop?)
by Big Steve September 4, 2003
Get the snack shopmug. by Johnny Barden December 9, 2008
Get the Bill Shopmug.