Simple Addition

The ability to add simple numbers to each other. Most people learn how to do this in grade 1 or 2 of school.
Friend: "4+1 = 4"
Me: "wtf, can you not do simple addition?"
by Chaarons May 18, 2022
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Simple Everything

A tax system where if you are a victim of humiliation, you can tax on the perpetrator by simply asking non-cash gifts.
George: Alex said I cannot make EDM music, because I am fat.
William: Wait, is your uncle a local EDM artist?
George: Yes, he is. He teaches me how to DJ.
William: So call Alex for a Simple Everything, let him get you a cheeseburger.
George: That's a good idea.
by Lighter_Waterfalls April 03, 2020
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simple soccer

The act of playing soccer without coaches, refs, and most rules/ regulations including no shin guards and sometimes no cleats.
yo dawg lets go play some simple soccer
by cherryboi97 March 27, 2014
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Simple Logic

person 1: Wtf Simple logic stop it
Simple logic: *mean words*

*five mins later as soon as simple logic goes away*

tingles: Omg guys what happened?!
by A very hot person December 09, 2019
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Simple Logic

Secretly an alt
Person 1: bro who is simple logic
Tingles: Not me
by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019
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Simple person

A simple person is a person who is using the word simple as a cover for being an extremely complicated person. Such examples may include a person who calls themselves simple but may in fact be a person of notable status, fame, power or wealth.
"I am a simple person, I have no idea what you are talking about"
by Silverpaladn January 29, 2023
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Palin Simple

A way of speaking that is very simple straight talk, almost retarded. You betcha.
the phrase "Buck up or stay in the truck." is very Palin Simple.
by geoduk March 04, 2014
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