Pretty Ryan

A pretty girl will will get some money and she’s super artistic.
A jack of all trades this girl got talent.
Pretty Ryan gonna win.
by Biggest gift December 09, 2021
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Pretty pels

Pretty pels is a natural and sweet girl that is rare,loves smiling and laughing and also makes people happy
Wow,you really need a pretty pels
by Blobbin July 10, 2020
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Walmart Pretty

A woman in the real world that is ugly, but due to Walmart's overwhelming population of ugly people this same woman is considered desirable.
She's a skank, but at least here at Walmart, she's Walmart pretty.
by Thereallildaddy March 29, 2018
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pretty mike

A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.
Look at how pretty Mike dances.
by BB _Wolf May 06, 2020
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porn pretty

A descriptive of a woman who is not really all that attractive, but good enough to get the the job done.

Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!
Jealous Jessica: What's with that skank with the booty shorts?!? She's not that pretty!

Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!
by The Man With A Third Leg September 12, 2017
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Pretty Hurts

A phrase to describe the horrors the beauty industry has on women.

(Popularized by Beyoncé's song of the same name.)
Jessica: I had 2 surgeries on my lower abdomen.
Nate: Ouch. Pretty Hurts.
by COKEDIGGER101 July 10, 2022
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