FMF Paradox

Fucking my family paradox, The theory you can never get too close to someone who is having sex with a member of your family because of the expected akwardness. Also can be used as fucking my sister paradox or fucking my mother paradox.

Friend 1: My Sister's boyfriend keeps trying to be my best friend.

Friend 2: So what's wrong with that?

Friend 1: FMF paradox man, it's too awkward.

by Billy Mcgee February 21, 2014

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bat paradox

A delusion; To detach someone or something from its reality. To elevate someone or somethings station in a contradicting manner

Batman is just a man,but fist fights gods into submission? That's one hell of a bat paradox

by supercomicman November 16, 2014

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Facebook Paradox

The paradox you find yourself in when you want to up-vote a social media item that has a sad or negative subject. . You merely want to bring the post to attention of your social network but you question whether someone will misunderstand why you are clicking "like/+1/thumb-up/up-vote/etc"

I struggle with the Facebook Paradox. do I click LIKE to share this news feed item, "'Clumsy the Clown' tragically falls from balcony to his death at children's birthday party." Why isn't there a DISLIKE button? Or a button for MEH?

by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf October 7, 2015

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