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Melissa

A woman who’s neither pretty nor ugly — someone a man would date or have sex with if he has no other options.
She’s a Melissa, but she’s better than nothing.

She’s a Melissa, but she can get laid pretty easily if she commits to her beauty routine and pulls all the stops.
by Rosestorm September 17, 2025
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Ali Melissa Schaff

This girl is a music sensation. Crossed between a mix of Hayley Williams and Taylor Swift. She has hits such as "You Are Here," "Alibis," "The Line," "Disarray," and "Keeping Secrets," as well as many more. She is played on the radio. She is gorgeous and extremely talented at singing, playing guitar, and writing songs. She is a star and my idol.
If you like alternative music, you will love Ali Melissa Schaff.
by MusicLoverXOX May 29, 2014
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Melissa

Mercyful Fate’s debut album and one of their songs in the album, Melissa. It is said that King Diamond (the frontman of the band) had a skeleton named Melissa and someone stole it after a show. King Diamond got sad and the band made a song and named the album Melissa in memory of the skeleton. The skeleton was returned to King Diamond but it is nor completely believed that it is the same skeleton. The band made another song named “Is That You, Melissa” in their their album named In The Shadows.

Also, Melissa is a song by The Allman Brothers Band. Wonderful bands, wonderful albums and wonderful songs.
A: Hey dude, have you listened to Melissa?
B: You mean Mercyful Fate’s debut album or the song?
A: The song.
B: Yes, I have, it’s amazing!
by Purpleponyinthesky February 2, 2020
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