Uncle Dump

This is a method used by a former girlfriend/boyfriend to end a relationship. This method involves the ex partner asking an Uncle to call and end a long term relationship over the telephone.

" My friend and his girlfriend and got in an argument.....24 hours later her Uncle calls him and informs him that the relationship with his niece is OVER...... He got the Uncle Dump."

by envtech-- December 6, 2013

Major Dump

When you feel that your dump is going to be massive to an extent that you feel it is impossible to take it somewhere other than your own toilet, due to the amount of gases you might release that could turn out very embarrassing.

I had to leave work and drive 40 Miles to get back home to take a Major Dump.

by Shaiz October 17, 2011

Dumping Shard

Is a naturally occuring phenomenon, that happens only once in a persons life.

It is an event of expellation of human waste equal to the force generated by 10 subsequent earthquakes.

It usually fills 5 meters of the human intestinal tract at one time.

Scientists believe its cause to be linked to the pulling of the moons gravity.

Friend 1: Hey man, just wait a second, I got to drop a dumping shard.
Friend 2: I'll prepare the ceremony outfits.

by Hell Rebs January 10, 2008

Dark Dump

Taking a dump with the lights off.

Why'd you turn the lights on? I was taking a dark dump.

by NinjaHotline December 31, 2011

paid dump

When you take a shit while on the clock at work i.e. getting paid to take a shit.

I had my morning coffee and then rushed to work for my favorite part of the day, paid dump.

by ty puckett February 25, 2008

Brain dump

The act of recalling old information about a subject or a concept and writing it all down on a piece of paper to help you remember and memorize it.

During the test, I always brain dump everything that I can remember so I don't have to recall as much information.

by Dr. Sah January 15, 2021

caveman dump

The first bowel movement upon return from an extended journey away from home, during which time caveman instincts prevent total fulfillment of this act.

"Oh man, after three days in Milwaukee I took the biggest caveman dump."

by hickory352 March 10, 2014