Dakota

A girl's inside who I am going to shred. One moment she wants you on your knees, the next she's begging for praise, but I'll slap her and fuck her silly all the same.

Man 1: "Hey man did you see Dakota? I'd fuck her" Man 2: "Shut up faggie."

by Dakota's Master (good boy) March 29, 2025

Dakota

Low standards and will suck off rich old men for money. Dakota looks like a deformed pitbull that’s had shit rubbed all of its face. Gets pissed off easily and will have a tantrum and start crying.

Guy 1: Why’s that deformed dog crying
Guy 2: Oh that’s just Dakota having a tantrum

by youlooklikedogpoo June 23, 2020

Dakota Swift

A Dangerous Retard, Often Misunderstood, He has his own crime syndicate, he’s his own mob boss In the retard Community.

Watch out for Dakota Swift, he’s very Dangerous

by Great__Bigsby March 21, 2019

Dakota

A person who is good at all subjects in school. A very nice and good meaning person. He dresses very well usually in a suit.

Did you hear that guy he is such a dakota

by Thewhitestboyyouknow August 11, 2023

Dakota

Dakota's are nice and caring men. They love to play around and have fun. Dakota's are hard workers and vet the job done.

Dakota really is hyper

by Ghost_Killer March 26, 2020

South Dakota Defribrillator

When a man sounds a paper clip and then sticks it into an electrical socket.

Damn, that South Dakota Defribrillator really got my heart POUNDING!

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Dakota

Dakota is that guy that no one really gets to know. They hear one bad thing about him, and you miss out on such an opportunity. If you don't listen to all the haters, you get to know a pretty funny guy. He's quick with his jokes, which are funny 9/10 times. He's funny AND he's also super kind. If he says something negative, as a joke of course, he will clear the air. Most of the time you can find him playing basketball (even with a concussion) or listening to music in the back of the class. Speaking of class, this guy is super into his education. He's involved in every class discussion and is never afraid to ask a question. He enjoys being involved in school, group hang outs, picking on his sister, and getting concussions.

Person 1: who’s that guy everyone keeps talking trash about?

Person 2: oh, that’s Dakota. I don’t know why everyone talks trash though; he’s the funniest guy I know!

Person 1: Is Dakota playing basketball with a concussion?
Person 2: Of course he is, it’s Dakota

by Bar of soap March 20, 2024