batty nonce

When ur mother procesed to walk in the room fart in u face half way through slapping your salami then ur mum throws peperoniat ur cock saying take this salami peperoni for the win

My perforemed a batty nonce to me last night, im scared

by Batty nonce March 14, 2018

Batty bomb

A turd so big/heavy that the water drenches your arse when it hits the bowl

Jesus Christ, my arse is wet from that ‘batty bomb’ I just did.

by Big guy 1463 June 05, 2021

Batty muncher

someone who munches batty all day, specifically the missos.
similar to that of an ‘arse licker’

Person 1: Harry mate you’re a batty muncher

Harry: Fuck you mate

by i dont feel so good Mr Stark.. April 11, 2021

Grab batty

This day is for the boy mandem to grab batty for a day as a Halloween present for the gyallie

Yo, 15th October is when we get to grab batty

by By uk monthly October 14, 2019