bathroom sign [plain bagel]

A person always null of emotion and personality. They frequently exude boring behavior. They are not the life of the party. The real bathroom signs have no face, no expressions, no personality and you can only tell their sex by their clothing.

Bobby: Have you met Dan's girlfriend yet?
Stella: OMG, I did. She is so freaking boring. How lame?
Bobby: Absolutely, she's a total bathroom sign plain bagel. No personality, she completely blends into the walls.

by Professor Griff January 30, 2009

I gotta use the bathroom real quick

Some thing u say to get out of a conversation

I gotta use the bathroom real quick

by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016

Bathroom Kilt

When a man gets out of the shower in the morning and wraps his towel around his waist to continue his morning activities.

I got outta the shower this morning and threw on a bathroom kilt before I shaved.

by Clyde McClydeson October 18, 2011

3 bathrooms

Anyone with 3 bathrooms is a rich person no matter what they say.

Izzy- We have 3 bathrooms
Dan- Wow you’re rich
Izzy- No we’re not
Dan- Yeah you are. What do you need 3 bathrooms for??
Izzy- One for disabled people downstairs, one for us upstairs and then my parents sexy en-suite bathroom
Dan- Damn that’s a lot of bathrooms

by SHUBASHUNTA September 7, 2020

bathroom bust

When a small child, usually about 3 years old or so, comes into your bathroom while you are in it unexpectedly.
This behaviour is usually seen in spoiled kids.

I was the victim of a bathroom bust.

by manoftheweirdwords September 7, 2024

Battlefield in the Bathroom

When two guys go into 2 stalls next to each other and see who’s shit is the largest. The guy with the largest shit gets crowned Shit Master, and gets bragging rights.

Hey dude did you hear about those two guys taking giant shits? It was a real Battlefield in the Bathroom.

by That1Dood 789 October 28, 2021

Bathroom boyfriend

When she finally responds to you for 5-10 min and then is too busy to chat for the next hour or two.

Damn. I must be the bathroom boyfriend, she's always too busy to talk!

by Damishi October 19, 2019