Baseball

The rip-off sport of cricket

guy: hey lets play baseball!
girl: Cricket is better
girl: *leaves*

by e_crix04 October 23, 2019

baseball

a sport full of white guys who wear chains on there necks and hate lacrosse for no reason. they claim lacrosse is gay but in reality neither sport is gay, both are just spring sports involving balls and hard shafts/sticks

person one: wanna go play some baseball?
person two: not really sorry, it’s kind of boring, i mean, really boring

by all sports r kinda gay tbh December 08, 2019

Baseball

a sport where people play to impress your girlfriend

josh: you want to win the baseball game tonight?
Jerry: I hope so my girlfriend Jessica said if we won she’d bang me, if we lose we break up.
Josh: good luck making a baby then.

by Hunter416 June 21, 2019

Baseball

A bunch of gags playing with balls

Joe: yo dude wanna play baseball
Kevin: you mean gay sex?

by Ur dad son June 04, 2019

baseball

you kick someone in the balls with a basic bat.

man she baseballed him hard.
why?
heard he cheated on her or something.

by Ch0clateM1lk April 11, 2019

Baseball

A ball that's used in a Sport if the same name. Also the best Inanimate Insanity character.

Lightbulb fan: who's your favorite I.I. character?
Me: Baseball
Also me: found dead in my apartment

by Pallete (sky i see you BD ) March 19, 2021

Baseball

Baseball is a sport for kids that are too scared to play lacrosse, and can’t pick up a lacrosse stick

Ur mom: lil Timmy just scored a home run!
Me: baseball is trash, lacrosse is a million times better

by Maddie a.s October 13, 2019