The only sport where unfit fat people can be pro and sometimes fun to watch. Most of the time a baseball game consists of hours of boredom standing in the field or sitting in the dugout eating sunflower seeds.
Hey did you see the new fat kid in the school made the baseball team
by BRUH_24 May 1, 2021
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A game for softcocks
Damn he has such a softcock he has to be a baseball player
by Tat master May 27, 2019
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You were too pussy to play lacrosse so you decided to hit a ball with a stick rather than a person.
by SleepyChicken6 April 24, 2021
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guy: hey lets play baseball!
girl: Cricket is better
girl: *leaves*
by e_crix04 October 23, 2019
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a sport full of white guys who wear chains on there necks and hate lacrosse for no reason. they claim lacrosse is gay but in reality neither sport is gay, both are just spring sports involving balls and hard shafts/sticks
person one: wanna go play some baseball?
person two: not really sorry, it’s kind of boring, i mean, really boring
by all sports r kinda gay tbh December 8, 2019
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a sport where people play to impress your girlfriend
josh: you want to win the baseball game tonight?
Jerry: I hope so my girlfriend Jessica said if we won she’d bang me, if we lose we break up.
Josh: good luck making a baby then.
by Hunter416 June 21, 2019
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