dirt flute

When you fuck you partner up the ass, then they give you a blow job after

I fucked her in the ass, then she played the dirt flute

by Freedivercam January 20, 2024

Flute

A man who practices pre-marital sex. Often is doing so with a woman who has breast or boobs. This will be done by having the penis enter the vaginal cavity.

That Flute is bound to go to hell.

by Pilot Brown January 20, 2024

Coochie Flute

Her Hole was So wet it was playing a band instrument in the hotel Room . Whistling and piping like a Flute

She's got a Coochie Flute!

by Debbie Dunlap April 25, 2023

Skeliton flute

When a younger girl sucks the elderly penis of a convicted priest

She played the Skeliton flute, now she Coffs dust

by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

Fag Flute

An Australian colloquialism for a vaping device. The abriviation for Faggot Flute. Originally exclaimed by Dan Louis, the possessive noun 'Fag Flute' was created. Referring to a vape; a hand held nicotine product, the term was coined. Carrying a negative connotation towards vaping the euphemism fag flute can be used to shame a user of a vaping device.

Oi bruz chuck us the fag flute.
Levi stop sucking on that fag flute.

by Dan Louis July 2, 2023

Flute

A strong, beautiful, and an amazing instr- *ahem* weapon.

Many people who play this instrument are apparently either a girl or gay as it goes with stereotypes. Also, many of these people can be uhm very rude sometimes.
This beauty of an instrument sounds amazing and can also be used to easily go inside a mellophone :,)

Person 1: *sticks flute in mello*

Person 2: are you trying to f*ck my mellophone?

Person 1: ....

by musictoast October 16, 2019

Flute

What band geeks call someone who plays the flute

Band Mom: Do you see that flute in the front? That's Clumzy Hooman!
Football Dad: *confusion*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019