machine gun fart

That fart that sputters on for a few seconds.

His friends hit the deck as he let out a long machine gun fart

by lordshanguar28 June 29, 2011

donkey-fart-eater

A person, usually widely disliked, who thinks they know everything and should go die a slow and painful death. . . hardcore

Who's that guy that did Passion of the Christ and then went Crazy?

-- Mel Gibson.

Yeah he's such a donkey-fart-eater.

by 5h4p1r0'2 a 23r0 April 13, 2008

Fiddlers fart funnel

The act of wearing a full face gas mask with a tube running into the anus of your lover and wearing it all day while they fart down the tube

Yo did you hear? Johnny did a fiddlers fart funnel with alex last night

by Deanwinchesterton November 28, 2018

Dryer then a popcorn fart

A really really dry object

Man i am so high my mouth is dryer then a popcorn fart

by mama kyle August 3, 2011

half-sucked fart

A person can be called a 'half-sucked fart' when they are just lazy, sloppy or bad at what they do.
It is especially effective when the person starts a job or activity which you know they have little or no skill at and they don't complete it.

Why didn't you finish your homework ya' half-sucked fart?

by Paul Rapisarda February 7, 2008

False Alarm Fart

When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas

"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart

by jobforadonnell June 1, 2010

brazilian fart sex

Giving a rim job then proceeding the rim job reciever farts in the giver's mouth

I was eating Victorias bodacious booty and I proceeding to swallow her fart, thus initiating Brazilian fart sex.

by Lover boi March 7, 2014